Key’s afraid of heights.
That’s why he’s with Jonghyun.
Onew walked into a bar.
He asked for a drink and a mop.
Onew walked into a bar.
And fell.
Why did Onew cross the road?
Because the chicken was on the other side.
Taemin walked into a bar.
And then he got kicked out.
Drugs don’t work on Jonghyun.
He never got high.
Onew hates chicken.
What? It’s a joke.
Key doesn’t like having sex with Onew.
He’s too messy.
Jonghyun doesn’t like having sex with Onew.
His dick makes him feel shorter than he already is.
Taemin doesn’t like having sex with Onew.
Taemin loves it.
Key can open every lock.
His key’s small enough to fit.
Minho’s bad at sex.
All he focuses is on coming first.
Onew walks into a door.
He says “Ouch” and Key opens it for him.
There is only one sign in the world that Jonghyun hates.
“You must be this tall to ride.”
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